Lyrics

Destroyed our characters
Made them fall
From heroes to a hideous sight
[chorus)
They stripped my character of all their glory
Took away their style
Made 'em look gory
I don't know what they were thinkin'
It ain't right
Now my once badass avatar's a dreadful sight
Niantic came along
Messed with my character
Turned my pixelated beauty into to something ugly and unrecognizable


Patch came in like a wrecking ball
Crushed my avatar, took its soul
Graphics butchered, details lost
What's this update's real cost?
They took away the legend, left a shadow behind
A pixel mess, a travesty, oh how unkind Now it's stuck lookin' like a horror show
I don't know why they did it
But it's gotta go

[Verse 2]
Used to be a badass
A legend in the game
But now my avatar's filled with shame please take it back! We didn’t ask for this monstrosity Niantic