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A gator got my foot last night.
I was wading through the brush, looking for my iPhone 4 S...
Damn thing just came up out of nowhere and took my whole foot.
I didn't even see it coming.

My wife is going to be so pissed when she finds out...
That iphone had flappy bird on it.
Now it's at the bottom of a swamp, with the gators.
I hope they don't erase my high scores.