Lyrics

I'll tell you a story and I'll do it for free
But instead of saying yes you gotta say oui
(bridge)
There was a little kitty named One-Two-Three
Who wasn't very good at climbing the trees
So he learned how to swim and he dove of a bank
And that's how un deux trois cat sank
Oui, that's how un deux trois cat sank

And thats the cats tail
Yeah thats all that she wrote
Cats should be climbing
Because cats they don't float
So if your cat goes swimming in a lake or a mote
You better be damn sure it charters a boat