Lyrics

[Verse]
When I asked you to dance I was takin' a chance
Oh was I headed for a broken heart?
When our bodies touched I felt that rush [break]
Then I got a boner and I ripped a fart

[Verse 2]
Oh the shock on your face, you ran out of that place
Was it the boner or the goddamn fart?
I guess it was probably both
And now I'm leaving with a broken heart