Lyrics

Well early one morning I was lying in bed
I saw something small that was brown and red
I thought somebody spilled my mascarpone
And was about to call the police on the telephone
I went a little closer and I started to see
That brown and red thing came from inside of me

[Chorus]
Rectal bleeding in my bed at night
I woke up in the morning and I got a fright
Not only that, i also made a poo
Oh my goodness what should I do?

I got rectal bleeding in my bed at night
I woke up in the morning to a real delight