Lyrics

[Narration]
Shit, man, every time I see him he's with another one. What are we up to now, 5? 6? God only knows why they don't stick around. The real "Don Juan" over here... a griefer!
[Intro]
[Intro]
I take a girl to Gelato,
I take a girl tonight.
I take a girl to watch Dune Part 2,
I do it out of spite.
I take a girl, to eat a feast, and 'tempt to make a score.
I take a girl, and I take a girl, and then I take two more.
[Breakdown]
I take a girl who is boring,
I take a girl who's nice.
I take a girl to fancy steakhouse
To taste the food I like.

I take a girl, I feed the geese,
And dump that stupid whore.
I take a girl, give her a whirl,
What more could I ask for?
[Solo]
[Breakdown]

I take a girl, and I take a girl, and I take a girl!

[Outro]